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Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1. Severus Snape
2.Neville Longbottom
3.Dean Thomas
4. Hermione Granger
5. Colin Creevy
6. Ron Weasely
7. Sirius Black
8.Remus Lupin
9. Seamus Finnigan
10. Dobby
11. Dumbledore
12. Harry Potter

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before
[Ron Weasley/Dumbledore] No, though I have thought about writing one of my own hehe

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
[Hermione] Well...considering I'm not gay I have never thought about it, but yea, I guess she is quite hot LOL espiecally at the Yule ball :P

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
[Harry/Remus] I think a lot of fangirls would be very happy LOL Though I think everyone might prefer if it was the other way around XDD

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
[Seamus] Nope, sadly I haven't read any about Seamus though I hope to soon XDD Preferrably one about Dean/Seamus

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
[Neville/Ron] Hm...I dunno, I think they are both a bit too nervous and self-consious to be a couple, they would constantly be worried about what the other was thinking.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
[Colin/SeamusORColin/Dobby] I think Colin/Seamus is a bit better...I think Colin and Dobby would be way too immature to have a relationship together!

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
[Sirius walking in on Neville/Harry] I think that if Siruis walked in on Neville fucking Harry he would go mental and probably hex him or rip his balls off LOL, but if it was Harry topping then I think he would probably say something like, "Thats my boy!"

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
[Dean/Dobby] Hmm...this is unusual lol... let me see... "What really happened during that moment when Dobby disappeared with Dean and Luna from The Malfoy's basement? Dean feels a thrill of excitement and magic when he wraps his hand around the small bony hand of their saviour and reminisces on the years that he spent gazing longingly at the small creature as he fawned over Harry. Oh how he wished the elf would look at him like that with those bright green eyes! Dean can't wait to confess his feelings to Dobby but what will he do when disaster strikes?"

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
[Severus/Remus] Yup!! Apparently this is a really popular pairing though I don't like it myself lol

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
[Sirius/Harry] um...The Guilt of a Black Heart

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
[Hermione/Severus] HAHAHAHA!!! I would be very surprised if Snape hadn't any experience in his life! Although I have read one the other way round :P Probably a plot where Severus wants to know what it would feel like to be dominated in sex, and enlists Hermione and her double-headed dildo to experiment ;)

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
[Sirius] Quite a lot of people I would guess! I know I do!

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
[Dean] Hm...Im not sure

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
[Dumbledore] Only as a minor character

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
[Hermione/Neville/Colin] Well i know people who write Neville/Hermione but never with Colin LOL

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
[Dobby] "Bad Dobby! Good Dobby! Bad Dobby! Oh....yessss Good Dobby!"

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
[Remus] Hm... She-wolf by Shakira

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
[Severus/Ron/Harry] Warning! Slash, Spanking, Bondage, Threesome

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
[Dobby/Neville] "Would Master like to taste my milk/gillyweed?" LOL

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
[Colin] Yesterday I think ;) it was a Harry/Colin/Dennis fanfic lol

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
[Ron] um...Library sex maybe? Or fantasizing about Professor McGonagall at the Yule ball?

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
[Dumbledore/Seamus] I hope not!! I doubt Dumbledore gets drunk and seriously he would never touch a student!!

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
[Sirius/Dean] Sirius I would think lol

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Write a warning. Name one person who should write it.
[Severus/Seamus] in a relationship until [Seamus] runs off with [Hermione]. [Severus] has a hot one night stand with [Dumbledore] and brief unhappy affair with [Harry]…follows the advice of [Colin] and finds true love with [Dean]…
Um…maybe, “Magic Can’t Get you Love.” Or “The Trial and sufferings of Severus’ love life”?? I dunno, im shit with titles! LOL
Plus NOBODY I know would write this fic :L Its too weird :P

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
[Sirius/Remus] To be honest I would quite like it to be canon…I think the deep friendship is in fact almost hinting at a love relationship and I would love it for J.k Rowling to announce that Sirius and Remus are in fact involved in that way XDD

 When you are such an avid book-reader as I am, it's inevitable that at some point you're going to come across a fictional character who really appeals to you. The kind of person who you grow to understand and develop feelings for. 

After a while these feelings grow stronger even though, at that moment in time, you do not realize it. Only when the book comes to an end do you feel the full blown pain of having fallen in love with a fictional character...you spend days on end searching for photos of that character (if the book has been made into a film) and try to find as many different photos which show all of the different sides to this person who you fell in love with without meaning to. 

You feel the love and pain so strong that you often come to hate the character's in the book who have in some way hurt your love, even if they weren't at fault. You feel the unfairness so solidly in your soul that you spend the whole day in a stupor,  thinking of ways to help that person and alter their fate...to give them the happy ending you feel that they deserve, even if it doesn't involve you...won't ever involve you...can never involve you! 

I was in a shopping mall with this group of girls (I think we were all in the girl scouts) when all of a sudden everyone started screaming and running frantically for the exit. There was a giant blueish and purple monster rampaging through the mall!

I made to follow my fellow girl scouts but one of them (my arch enemy) tripped me up and then ushered everyone else out, leaving me to face the wrath of the monster.

Just as I was about to crawl into the nearest shop, the monster stepped before me and his large hand reached out for me. I began to shiver and quake uncontrollably with fear as his hand got closer and closer to capturing me...

But then he stopped! His face bore a concerned expression and he sat down before me and sighed. "Clare, don't you recognise me like this?! It's me, Jay! I'm not gonna hurt you, so don't worry! I'm doing this as a favour for a friend of yours! After you saved me that last time I would never ever hurt you!" He said, his bottom lip jutting out in a pout not to be trifled with.

He noticed my still unsure expression so pushed me towards one of the shops in the mall, telling me that he would explain everything later. I walked through the glass doors of the shop, feeling confused and bewildered, what friend had that monster meant?

The shop was practically empty, no shelves or products on display, just a white room from top to bottom with two raised up platforms in the middle. As I walk further in I notice a marble statue situated along the side of the door. It was the only possesion in the room so I automatically headed towards it. 

I started in surprise when I noticed that it was an exact replica of Taecyeon! It was the image of Taec laying down with his abdomenal muscles on show. The statue looked so much like the real thing that I was tempted to sit on it and straddle the statue's waist because to be honest I would never get the chance to do that with the real Taec.

But just as I was tracing the eerily accurate facial structure and contemplating climbing onto it, a pair of footsteps sounded and I whirled around, distancing myself from the marble Taec.

What I saw surprised me, a slim Taec was walking towards me and climbing onto the smaller of the white platforms. However, I knew that it wasn't the real Taecyeon, this guy was smaller and had muscles which weren't as well developed as the real Ok Taecyeon's. The fake Taec began dancing to 'Cry to me' from Dirty Dancing. His lithe body flowed with the music and all I could do was stare as this Taec imposter dirty danced just for me.

Just then another Taec walks in through the door and winks at me before climbing onto the largest platform. This was the real Taec. His muscles rippled as he began to dance along with the beat too. His body committing such delicious sins as he thrust his hips and rolled his pelvis. I was mesmerized by his performance, the other, fake, Taec completely gone from my mind.

The room suddenly starts to fill with people, women of all ages crowding around the two dancing men. As I attempt to push through the crowd to talk to my idol, I am shoved to the ground and decide to give up...can't believe that I actually thought this performance was exclusively for me.

But just as I turn to leave, Taec dismounts the platform and pushes through the crowd until he reaches me. He smiles at me and I notice that he is now shirtless as a result of the crazy women ripping his shirt.

I leap on him and he catches me, his arms supporting my bottom as my legs wrap around his waist. We move together, dancing to the inaudible music as I latch my lips onto his in a unsure kiss.  He kisses me back, wiping away my insecurities.
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Then me and all of the girl scouts were going to the back storage room of the shop to meet Taec (he had gone to change). My arch enemy form earlier pulled me to the side and shoved a note into my hand, telling me that Taec was waiting for me in another room. I stared at her in surprise, wondering why she wanted to help me. I thanked her and then ran to meet my prince.

Taec was waiting for me, but his eyes avoided mine and he kept a distance from me. He had changed into thicker clothes even though it was summer. I started to feel nervous but still began a conversation about what we would do together in the future.
He stopped me with his hand and shook his head, "Sorry Clare, I know I kissed you..but it was a spur of the moment thing..we have no future together! We are too different! I come from Jupiter, a planet where men and women never stay together, they simply mate and then seperate."

Confused as hell, I stood up and walked over to him, my eyes threatening to leak my tears.  He shook as I reach out my hand to unzip his jacket which had aroused my suspicions from the start...it looked as though someone had puffed it out, to make the person wearing it look bigger than they actually were.

I tugged his jacket off and sighed with relief, this wasn't the real Taec! My arch enemy had tried to trick me. I should have been angry but I was just happy that Taec hadn't actually told me that we had no future.

I whirled on my heel and left the room. Running as fast as I could, I headed to Taecyeon's house. His sister opened the door for me when I arrived and I raced upstairs to his bedroom...he wasn't there. Instead there was clothes scattered all over the floor. Had he been tricked by that bitch and left with her!?4

I slumped down onto his bed and began to sob. My Taec had gone...I had only just met him and now he was gone!
Voices sounded outside Taec's bedroom window so I quickly got up and leaned out the window, gasping when I saw the two Taec's standing there.

My Taec had the fake one by the scruff of the neck and was shaking him, "What did you do to her, you ass!? I hired you to help me win her over and then you attempt to break us up!? Where is she?" He shouted, his brows furrowed in anger and worry.
The fake Taec reached up and pulled off his mask, exposing his real identity...it was Conor (from tutoring)!! He sighed before looking directly at Taec and saying, "Don't worry she found out about me anyways. I only did it because I loved her way before you did! But I guess she can't be happy if it's not with you...so I'll hand her to you but only if you promise to look after her!"
Taec still looked just as pissed and was about to punch Conor when I shouted out his name from the window. He looked up and his expression softened, as did my heart.

I raced down the stairs and straight into his arms. After a few minutes of tight hugs and passionate kisses I signalled for him to let me down. I walked over to Conor and ruffled his hair, thanking him for letting us be. Conor tried to smile but couldn't fully manage it so he left without a word to hide the tears which were cascading down his cheeks.

Jumping back into Taec's arm I sighed with contentment...this was were I belonged! Then Taec manouvered me into a Bridal lift and carried me up to his bedroom whispering in my ear, "Why don't we make a start on our future now and start our own family?" hehehehehehehhehe XDDDDDD